Adam Air

Recently Adam Air has been very much in the news..This is what my friend from Indo showed me..a joke from the Internet..pretty amusing

Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen."This is your captain speaking.Welcoming both seated and standingpassengers on board of AyamAir. We apologize for the eight-days delay intaking off, it was due to bad weatherand some overtime I had to put in atthe bakery.
This is flight 717 toYogyakarta. Landing there is not guaranteed, but we will end upsomewhere in Central Java. And, ifluck is in our favor, we may even belanding on your village!
AyamAir has an excellent safety-record.
In fact, our safety standards are so high, that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us! It is with pleasure; I announce that, startingthis year, over 30% of our passengershave reached their destination.If our engines are too noisy for you,on passenger request, we can arrangeto turn them off! For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the onlyairline who can help you find out ifthere really is a God!
We regret to inform you, that today'sin-flight movie will not be shown aswe forgot to record it from thetelevision. However, for our moviebuffs, we will be flying right next toGaruda Indonesia Airways, where theirmovie will be visible from the rightside of the cabin window.
There is no smoking allowed in thisairplane. Any smoke you see in thecabin is only the early warning systemon the engines telling us to slow down!